Eye Test: Just Say No To Abstinence

Hope for your sake you can read this:




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Nathan's Champ!!

Joey Chestnut scarfed down a whopping 68 hot dogs for a new worlds record and captures his third straight Nathan's July Fourth hot-dog eating contest at Coney Island.

Chestnut, hoisted the American flag and then stood proudly like an Olympic athlete as "The Star-Spangled Banner" played following his 68 to 64 1/2 dog victory over his archrival, six-time titleholder Takeru Kobayashi.

"This is great," Chestnut told ESPN, which broadcast the 10-minute contest live. "After the second minute, I knew that my body was cooperating and it was going to be hard to beat me."

The champion said he planned to celebrate his victory Saturday night with a lighter touch: a cobb salad with ranch dressing.

I wonder if these guys use wet wipes??




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It Came From The Interweb

This is why you’re fat!

------I’m pregnant! Asshole!!!------

Oh, not you then... my bad...

But you, over there... you fat bastard...

Yeah you...

This is why *you’re* fat.

The Corn Dog Casserole

A photoblog of foods that makes McDonalds look like a salad bar. Take for example The Corn Dog Casserole, “Layers composed of hash brown patties, crumbled bacon, baked beans, corn, french fries topped by corn dog slices with mustard icing.”

My heart slowed down just looking at those pictures…

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Happy Birthday Megan Fox

Its Megan Fox's 23rd Birthday!!!!
To celebrate I've put up a few pictures of her for you to enjoy.... so enjoy!!!



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Would You Wednesday On Monday

Would you rather....

...be famous for getting beat up by Clay Aiken or for banging Oprah?

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Happy 420

Seeing as how today is 4/20, I thought it was a perfect day to take a serious look at the debate of legalizing marijuana. Alaska, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Maine, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon, Rhode Island, Vermont, and Washington have all passed medical marijuana legislation. Now New Jersey along with Pennsylvania and Michigan are currently considering legalizing marijuana for medical use.

In February the state Senate of NJ approved a bill that would allow the medical use of marijuana. It is the first time such legislation has emerged from the committee. A full vote is still needed by the Assembly, but Gov. Corzine has said he would sign the bill. The New Jersey bill would authorize state-registered smokers and their primary caregivers to have up to six marijuana plants and one ounce of marijuana.

Now while you ponder the ramifications of such legislation, I’m going to go finish this bowl…..

**Cough… Cough…**

Sweet, where was I…
O right, that’s sooooo awesome…. Go Corzine!!! U rock!!! Woooo hoooo!!!! I believe it should be legalized all over the country cause its sooo kewl… and it will raise so much nomey in taxes…. I’m hungry……… I want some cheetos …… Chester cheata….. or lucky charms, silly wabbit trix r for kids….Oooo KfC … chickin…


If you got som chikin get me some......

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It Came From The Interweb

Why The Fuck Do You Have A Kid?, is an awesome website. The site takes a look at the strange world of teen pregnancies in all its glory. They avoid pointing any fingers or laughing at any single economic class, group, race or gender and instead shows how absurd it is for some to bring a child into this world.

There aren't just pictures of teens in cut off daisy dukes and midriff-barring t-shirts, there are also pictures of the idiot guy who fathered the poor child. If like myself your a fan of social anthrophology, or just sort of an asshole, you will love this site.

Here is a select sampling of goodies on the site... enjoy!



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The More You Know

We all know that red wine is good for your heart. Well in Korea they have a different type of wine that has its own health benefits. Baby mice wine is a traditional Chinese and Korean "health tonic".Poor villagers that fell ill started brewing it as a remedy for everything from asthma to liver problems.

Little baby rodents no more than 2-3 days old, so that there is no fur and their eyes aren't opened yet, are packed inside a large bottle of distilled rice wine and fermented for about a year. Aged to perfection....
Wonder if its rude to have cheese with this wine?

There is a picture after the break if you want to see....

All rite enjoy...

I can't believe you came to look....

Well here it is...

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