You'll Ask Yourself....WTF????

This is nine kinds of awesome. I don't know what the purpose of this video is but, who really cares....

Watch the whole thing, and you will ask yourself... WTF???




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Superman Pwns Batman

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I Want Some!!!! (NSFW, kinda)

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E3's Big 3 And You Get To Meet Milo!!!

All three console makers have had their time in the spotlight at E3. There were tons of game announcements and new hardware announcements.

Real brief, Nintendo’s presentation sucked, a few new games but nothing exciting. They announced the Wii motion plus, blah blah blah…. in general it sucked.

PS3, had a few new game announcements, and a few exclusives that looked awesome. They had a Wiimote like motion controller. But the biggies for them were MAG and God Of War 3. Mag looked amazing in all its 128 vs 128 fps. And the visuals for GOW3 of course looked stunning.

But definetly, by far the Xbox 360 team were the clear cut winners at this years conference. They came up with Project Natal, the new wireless controller that has been around since the dawn of time. That controller being you! That’s right folks, you no longer need a plastic controller and be able to quickly push buttons, because you use your entire body as the controller. The system has a full body motion sensor that will mimic what you do in your living room, on screen. Amazing right! Check out these links to view it in action!

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/live/projectnatal/

http://www.youtube.com/xboxprojectnatal#uploads/3/I9tmr8VDqN8

It's really mind blowing stuff!!

But wait, after that announcement, the team over at Xbox invited Lionhead’s Peter Molyneux to demo what they have created with Project Natal.

This is where shit just gets insane. Watch this video….



Molyneux demoed a human interacting with a computer generated character, named Milo, using Project Natal’s technology. That’s right interacting! Milo recognized the person, conversed with her, even read off a piece of paper that she had written on!

So what does this mean you ask….

Xbox 360 + Project Natal = Milo

And what about when Milo becomes self aware???

Milo = Skynet!!!!



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It Came From The Interweb

Why The Fuck Do You Have A Kid?, is an awesome website. The site takes a look at the strange world of teen pregnancies in all its glory. They avoid pointing any fingers or laughing at any single economic class, group, race or gender and instead shows how absurd it is for some to bring a child into this world.

There aren't just pictures of teens in cut off daisy dukes and midriff-barring t-shirts, there are also pictures of the idiot guy who fathered the poor child. If like myself your a fan of social anthrophology, or just sort of an asshole, you will love this site.

Here is a select sampling of goodies on the site... enjoy!



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The Perfect Recipe

Some great food, a little personality, and the ability to dice an onion like its no ones business without looking like an idiot are all important traits of a TV chef. Yet the ability to make menial tasks like washing tomatoes seem entertaining is no easy feat to overcome.

So what do you add to the make it just right…? How about the most time-tested of feminine wiles: BOOBS!!!

It seems food network has come up with the perfect recipe to raise their ratings amongst the coveted 18-35 male demographic. If it’s done in a tasteful manner, it is a perfectly respectable strategy for increasing market appeal. With the host of “Everyday Italian”, Giada De Laurentiis, have they taken it to a gratuitously unchaste, almost lewd level? It does get really hot in the kitchen at times, and so the ‘take a peek at my boobs tops’ that she flaunts might possibly be out of necessity.

I have watched a few episodes and have wondered if I might be able to wear trendy low cut attire like that while I cook some steak. Something tells me that my wife wouldn’t really appreciate me stretching out her tops too much. But anyway…

The food that she cooks during the show is probably good. And despite her head to body proportion resembling that of a bobble head, she does have a smoking body. So I watched intently as she grates a carrot, working it in perfectly even strokes to provide just the right amount of pressure.(After that I really don’t remember most of the episode.)

At the end of the episode though, I do remember waiting for her and her guest to sample the creation. As she delicately takes a tiny nibble with her eyes closed she finds herself momentarily speechless. With only a long drawn out Mmmm escaping her lips, she then quickly smiles and says her closing remarks.

So thank you Food Network! While I don’t enjoy watching family programming, I don’t mind watching stuff splatter onto Giada’s chest, even if it is just hot grease from the frying pan.

Here is a video that someone else put together...



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