Good BAD Mothers Day Gifts

Tomorrow is Mother’s Day, and moms all over will be given wonderful presents from their children. Most moms don’t expect extravagant gifts, a macaroni necklace and a few hours of uninterrupted time would be fine. But if you are in the market for a lil something, I have put together a list of some stuff that you should definitely not get mom. These are gift ideas that, unless specifically asked for, should never be given.

• Cook books – you sure you want to ridicule her.
• Duct tape – its not father’s day.
• Vacuum cleaner – nothing gives her a better idea of her valuation in your eyes
• Socks – we all have socks that have worn thin and we need replacements, but not as a present.
• Ear and Nose Hair Trimmer – you’re thinking she has scented candles, comfy slippers, and bath beads. With this you can further the spa experience at home…. Not really.
• Sexy Lingerie – probably not a good idea unless she is a stripper.
• Sex toys – if you mom is single, you might think this is a good idea…. its not, really its not.
• Nothing – she went through hours of pain to pop you out of a wee lil gap… you have to get something.