The More You Know

Apparently, us guys were right all along. It is good for your skin!

A Norwegian company called Bioforskning (yes, thats the real name) has developed a facial treatment to minimize wrinkles and smooth skin utilizing spermine, an element in human sperm.

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(I knew I was right... after all I am a genius...)

Yep! That’s right folks human sperm.

Guys have long thought this to be true but what's the thought process that goes into developing something like this. I wanna know who it was that was sitting at their kitchen table thinking, "Oh I know, jizz, that’s it! That'll do the trick! I betcha jizz is really good for your skin, let me test it out and then sell it for hundreds of dollars!"??

Thats right folks, the "treatment" will cost you about $250 per session. Seriously though, I'm sure you can find a cheaper source. So all you guys out there now have something to back up your claims. Girls you have a whole new thing coming to you...

And I thought this last treatment was cool!