Monday, September 7, 2009

You'll Ask Yourself....WTF????

This is nine kinds of awesome. I don't know what the purpose of this video is but, who really cares....

Watch the whole thing, and you will ask yourself... WTF???




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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Hazard Ahead


Those gals over at McAfee have come up with their list of most "dangerous" celebs in cyberspace. Fans searching online for Jessica Biel have a one-in-five chance of hitting a web site with malware, according to the third annual report listing Hollywood's most "dangerous" online celebrities.

This makes the curvacious star 2009's most dangerous, edging out Beyonce and Jennifer Aniston. I hope this dubious distinction doesn't have the chilling effect of discouraging tinseltown's young hotties from posing for revealing photos.



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Sunday, August 16, 2009

A Special Gift


With the days of summer nearly half gone, I've come across an amazing product that deserves your attention.

A German company has invented a marvelous new bikini that disappears once a girl puts it on and takes a swim.


The "Get Naked" bikini is all the rage in Germany. Why?... Well duh....

Get one HERE for your special someone today!!



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What Bo Don't Know




Bo don't know...

What T-Pain sounds like without auto-tune
Who the hell Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton are
How they put the wonder in Wonder bread
Why Amy Winehouse won’t go to rehab
What’s going on with the economic bailout plan
The Colonel’s secret recipe
How nobody has yet to figure out that Clark Kent is Superman
Jack, cause Bo can't rap


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The Hova Pie

Saw this on Jay-Z's excel workbook....







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Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes


Good ole Mr. Skin has provided over the years a grandiose assortment of videos for your spank bank. But to be honest who has the time to sort through all of the titillating information. Well luckily, the guys over at Mr. Skin have just finished putting together their list of the Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes.

They've crowned Phoebe Cates' pool scene, from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" as the ultimate all-time nude scene.

Take a peek to see where your favorite celeb ranked on the list.






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Friday, July 17, 2009

Tom & Jerry With A Mental Five


The other day I heard some crazy, over-the-top, Harry-Met-Sally type, monkey-sex noises going on next door. I mean this was like a cartoon. Bumping and banging and crashing - in my head I imagined it like a Tom and Jerry cartoon where there is just a tornado of dust and limbs where lamps start crashing and suddenly a cat squeals.

But the main noise was a loud girl's voice, panting, "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!"

Dude was hittin' it. I gave him a "Mental High Five!" to represent.


MENTAL FIVE!!!!


Then it ended and I went on with my life. Ok I giggled for a few hours with the wife and THEN went on with my life.

But the next morning, the most amazing thing happened - we both walked out of our apartments at exactly the same time.

I didn't know what to do! Do I ask her if she is ok because I heard some noises last night? Do I ask her if her lamp broke because it sounded expensive? Should I ask her not to pray so loudly?

But I just did what any mature individual would do - I followed her down the stairs giggling all the way to my car. As soon as I got into my car I called the wife to explain what happened - in my excited state all I could get out was:

"Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!"

Her answer?

"That's what she said."


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