Farting In Public

There is this guy at work, who will remain nameless because he does read this blog every now and then, who farts almost on a daily basis around all of us. With not a bit of bashfulness he lets them go like nothing happened and keeps going with his day.

Yet as natural and commonplace as the act is, others are still embarrassed to let it rip in public places and around others. I personally find it funny to cut the cheese around my wife and family. Especially the silent ones!! The other night she went to bed before me, and she had the fan facing her. So I decided to let one rip into the fan and she woke up from the stink… it was gut bustingly hilarious!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

There are those who seem to think that it’s “not cool” to fart in public. To them I say, “ppssshhhh!”

Yet I do understand that sometimes it’s probably better to hold it in. Like say during a job interview. Probably not a good idea, you best clench up and hold it. Just wait till you get through the interview and let it rip when you get outside. Times like these call for squeezing the ole sphincter.

But when you’re around friends what’s the big deal. When you’re in an elevator who cares. Besides “whoever smelt it dealt it.” Play the blame game. So let one rip and don’t be embarrassed. Why should you feel that you will be ridiculed, for something that is so natural?

So when you have to toot, do you let the vapors go or do you squeeze like your like life depends on it.