No Peeking

We use public restrooms quite frequently in our day to day lives. At malls, restaurants, and at the movies just to name a few. And when I approach the stalls, instinctively I enter a zone learned early on in my childhood where certain rules MUST be followed. These rules can not be and must not be bent at all. I always believed that every dude had learned these rules early on in their lives. Yet, over and over again I find myself at the stall, when another dude will come and break one of these rules. So as sort of a public service, please read and follow these rules:

1) Your head and eyes must always be focused on the wall directly in front of you; never shift your sight left or right no matter what.
2) Allow at least one stall between yourself and other restroom occupants. If there are no other occupants go to the farthest stall from the door. Actually just stay as far away as possible.
3) Conversation should be extremely limited, even if a friend happens to be relieving himself at the same time only, the bare minimum please.
4) Never flush, you don’t want to touch the stall handle and the infinite number of germs collected on it. Luckily most urinals today have the auto flushing systems.
5) Throughly wash your hands, then use the paper towel to open the door and exit the restroom.
6) Never ever poo in a public toilet. If you can hold it, just wait. Squeeze that sphincter and get home ASAP.

These rule should be followed by every guy entering a restroom. Never deviate from them. They are very very important.

Here is a game to help you figure out which stall to use.